Friendship Poem

Finally, a Friendship Poem that for the more cynical of us... Guaranteed sap-free with no cutesy little smiley faces, just the stone cold truth of great friendship.

When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, I will dog you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath I pledge till the end. "Why?" you may ask.

Because you're my friend.

P.S. And always remember: when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!

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