- Run one lap around the office at top speed.
- Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
- Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
- Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way."
- Walk sideways to the photocopier.
- While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
- Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
- Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
- Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
- Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
- Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES
- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself, 10 if you sing it through to the end).
- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing
irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."
- Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two."
- After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in
"The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for 1 hour.
- While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
- In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter,
"Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
- At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness,
I'll never go hungry again."
- In a colleague's DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: "See how I look in
tights."(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)
- Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"
- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
- Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for
four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
- Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
- Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
- Hang a 2' long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act
genuinely surprised when someone points it out, but don't remove it.
- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smashing each
biscuit with your fist.
- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
- Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move
them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
For more, see How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity.