Church Signs

These are all clever and many are funny, but keep in mind as you enjoy them that they all contain some truth, maybe even a little that you need to hear...

  1. Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
  2. Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
  3. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
  4. Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons - come hear one!
  5. People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

  6. God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
  7. Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
  8. When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
  9. Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
  10. Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily.

  11. How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?
  12. Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives:
  13. Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
  14. It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
  15. Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

  16. If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
  17. If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
  18. Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
  19. This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? --------- (U R)
  20. Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

  21. In the dark? Follow the Son.
  22. Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
  23. If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
  24. The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
  25. Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

  26. Come in and have your faith lifted.
  27. You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
  28. Try Jesus. If you don't like him the devil will always take you back.
  29. Life is Hard. Afterlife is Harder!
  30. Aspire to inspire before you expire.
  31. Under same management for over 2,000 years.

  32. An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, For fast, fast, fast relief relief, take two tablets.

  33. When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, Open Sundays, the church reciprocated with its own message: We are Open on Sundays, too.

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Church Sign Books