A note... Several readers have pointed out that some of the quotes that were here are actually things supposedly said by Dan Quayle, not by Al Gore. I've managed to confirm that via the following site and particularly it's Not Gore Quotes page.
While on the topic of Al-isms, you might check out this site of Al Gore Quotes (and lies). They seem to be well researched and documented. Better that than mis-applying Quayle's brain-slips to Al. Al has enough of his own.
Still, for a great bit of Al humor, check out Hello, I'm Al Gore.
AND, OF COURSE, (TO ALL USERS OF THE INTERNET), THE ALL TIME FAVORITE QUOTATION OF MR. AL GORE: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet," -- during an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN on March 9, 1999.
On March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born. That clears up a lot of things....