Proposed Windows2000 Messages

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows2000:

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
• Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
• Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
• Close your eyes and press escape three times.
• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
• This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
• Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
• This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
• To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
• COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
• Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
• WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
• User Error: Replace user.
• Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
• Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
• If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
• Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.