The Point System

For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:

In the world of romance, even marriage, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system.

Simple Duties

Social Engagements

Things Of A Disgusting Nature

Saturday Afternoon

Her Birthday


A Night Out With The Boys

A Night Out

Your Physique



The Big Question

(A quick pointer, There is no right answer to this question. Mumble something like, "I Love You, honey...")


Good luck!