In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
- On Sears hair dryer:
- Do not use while sleeping.
- On a bag of Fritos:
- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
- On a bar of Dial soap:
- Directions: Use like regular soap.
- Some Swanson frozen dinners:
- Serving suggestion: Defrost.
- On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
- Fits one head.
- On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
- Product will be hot after heating
- On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
- Do not iron clothes on body
- On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
- Do not drive car or operate machinery
- On Nytol (a sleep aid):
- Warning: may cause drowsiness
- On a Korean-made kitchen knife:
- Warning keep out of children
- On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
- For indoor or outdoor use only.
- On a Japanese-made food processor:
- Not to be used for the other use
- On Sainsbury's Peanuts
- Warning: contains nuts
- On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
- On a Swedish-made chain saw:
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.