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Top 50 Oxymorons

  1. Act naturally
  2. Found missing
  3. Resident alien
  4. Advanced BASIC
  5. Genuine imitation
  6. Airline Food
  7. Good grief
  8. Same difference
  9. Almost exactly
  10. Government organization
  11. Sanitary landfill
  12. Alone together
  13. Legally drunk
  14. Silent scream
  15. American history
  16. Living dead
  17. Small crowd
  18. Business ethics
  19. Soft rock
  20. Butt Head
  21. Military Intelligence
  22. Software documentation
  23. New York culture
  24. New classic
  25. Sweet sorrow
  1. Childproof
  2. "Now, then ..."
  3. Synthetic natural gas
  4. Sport Van
  5. Passive aggression
  6. Taped live
  7. Clearly misunderstood
  8. Peace force
  9. Extinct Life
  10. Temporary tax increase
  11. Computer jock
  12. Plastic glasses
  13. Terribly pleased
  14. Computer security
  15. Political science
  16. Tight slacks
  17. Definite maybe
  18. Pretty ugly
  19. Twelve-ounce pound cake
  20. Diet ice cream
  21. Rap music
  22. Working vacation
  23. Exact estimate
  24. Necessary evil

    And the Number one top OXY-Moron

  25. Microsoft Works

See also Oxymoronology by Richard Lederer, Word Ways, 1990