Clever Definitions

(You may have to say the words out loud)

  1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
  2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
  3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
  4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
  5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
  6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
  7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
  8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
  9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
  10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
  11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.
  12. PARADOX: Two physicians.
  13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
  14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.
  15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
  16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
  17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.
  18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
  19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
  20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.