Exercise For Older Folk

The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program.
Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:

• Monday
  • Beat around the bush
  • Jump to conclusions
  • Climb the walls
  • Wade through the morning paper
• Tuesday
  • Drag my heels
  • Push my luck
  • Make mountains out of mole hills
  • Hit the nail on the head
• Wednesday
  • Bend over backwards
  • Jump on the Band Wagon
  • Run around in circles
• Thursday
  • Advise the President on how to run the country
  • Toot my own horn
  • Pull out all the stops
  • Add fuel to the fire
• Friday
  • Open a can of worms
  • Put my foot in my mouth
  • Start the ball rolling
  • Go over the edge
• Saturday
  • Pick up the pieces.
• Sunday
  • Kneel in prayer
  • Bow my head in thanksgiving
  • Uplift my hands in praise
  • Hug someone and encourage them

What a Workout!