2-year Degree : Becoming a Real Man

Man Schooling: For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree.

TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates degree in MA (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

• Autumn Schedule:
  • MEN 101 - Combating Stupidity
  • MEN 102 - You, Too, Can Do Housework
  • MEN 103 - PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
  • MEN 104 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
• Winter Schedule:
  • MEN 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques
  • MEN 111 - Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2am
  • MEN 112 - Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
  • EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook
  • EAT 101 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
  • ECON 001A - What's Hers is Hers
• Spring Schedule:
  • MEN 120 - How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
  • MEN 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence
  • MEN 122 - YOU, the Weaker Sex
  • MEN 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers
  • ECON 001C - What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

• Autumn Schedule:
  • SEX 101 - You CAN Fall Asleep without It
  • SEX 102 - Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
  • SEX 103 - How to Stay Awake After Sex
  • MEN 201 - How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
  • Elective - (See Electives Below)
• Winter Schedule:
  • MEN 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
  • MEN 211 - How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
  • MEN 212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
  • MEN 213 - Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
  • MEN 230A - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
• Spring Schedule:
  • MEN 220 - Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
  • MEN 221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
  • MEN 222 - Real Men Ask for Directions
  • MEN 223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered foreplay
  • MEN 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
• Course Electives:
  • EAT 101 - Cooking with Tofu
  • EAT 102 - Utilization of Eating Utensils
  • EAT 103 - Burping and Belching Discreetly
  • MEN 231 - Mothers-in-law
  • MEN 232 - Appear to Be Listening
  • MEN 233 - Just Say "Yes, Dear"
  • ECON 001C - Cheaper to Keep Her

(obviously written by a woman... men would have a very different idea of what would be taught to become a real man)