What Gender is it?

If you're like most people, common everyday items look neutral to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example:

  1. Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.
  2. Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
  3. Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.
  4. Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
  5. Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.
  6. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
  7. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
  8. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
  9. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
  10. Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.