A letter I just got with my electric bill this month.
Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice.
We have the power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you.
We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response.
Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!
Your Local Power Company
President, Dewy Cheatom