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Is Windows a Virus?

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

Found at annoyances.org.