If you read the email going around about the number "11" for the past few weeks, you will love David's response to it (following the original). I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!
> ~~~~~ Original Letter: > > The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 > September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 > After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year. > 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11 > Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11 > The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11 > > I Have More....... > State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union > New York City - 11 Letters > Afghanistan - 11 Letters > The Pentagon - 11 Letters > Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or > orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993) > Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11 > Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!
Oh cr@p, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide!
But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?
Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters.... Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4!
PS. "IT'S BULLSH1T" has 11 letters also.