A couple of West Virginia hunters are out in the woods one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
....There is silence, then a shot is heard.......
The hunter says, "OK, now what?"