There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues
"Hello?""Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes.""Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?""Only $9,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...""Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?""Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.""Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
"What?""It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?""Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?""OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye...I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"