Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating
Any house that seems to be imploding into a space-time wormhole.
Any house made entirely of food.
Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement.
Any house where the high tension wires suddenly stop right above it.
Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.
Any house that keeps growling "Get out!"
Any house where the furniture can be seen walking across the living room floor.
Any house that looks like a giant pulsating orb floating three feet off the ground.
Any house with various and extremely realistic statues in the front yard of people in odd "running away" poses.
And the number 1 house to avoid...
Any house that wasn't there only a minute ago...
Last Updated: October 30, 2000