Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.
| DANGEROUS: | What's for dinner? |
| SAFER: | Can I help you with dinner? |
| SAFEST: | Where would you like to go for dinner? |
| ULTRA SAFE: | Here, have some chocolate. |
| DANGEROUS: | Are you wearing THAT? |
| SAFER: | Gee, you look good in brown. |
| SAFEST: | Wow! Look at you! |
| ULTRA SAFE: | Here, have some chocolate. |
| DANGEROUS: | What are you so worked up about? |
| SAFER: | Could we be overreacting? |
| SAFEST: | Here's fifty dollars. |
| ULTRA SAFE: | Here, have some chocolate. |
| DANGEROUS: | Should you be eating that? |
| SAFER: | You know, there are a lot of apples left. |
| SAFEST: | Can I get you a glass of wine with that? |
| ULTRA SAFE: | Here, have some chocolate. |
| DANGEROUS: | What did you DO all day? |
| SAFER: | I hope you didn't overdo today. |
| SAFEST: | I've always loved you in that robe. |
| ULTRA SAFE: | Here, have some chocolate. |
DON'T let your wife or other female significant other find this or all answers convert to DANGEROUS.