In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't so fast
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat and baby sit.
When the kids were in a jam,
they could always call on Gram.
But today she's in the gym
Exercising to keep slim.
She's checking the web or surfing the net,
Sending some e-mail or placing a bet.
Nothing seems to stop or block her.
Now that Grandma's off her rocker.
definitely my mom ;-)