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College Entrance Exam - Football Player Version

Time Limit: 3 Weeks. Pick 3 questions to answer.

  1. Foreign Language: What language is spoken in France?

  2. History: Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
      - or -
    give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

  3. Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    (a) build a bridge
    (b) sail the ocean
    (c) lead an army or
    (d) WRITE A PLAY?

  4. Religion: What religion is the Pope? (circle only one)
    (a) Jewish
    (b) Catholic
    (c) Hindu
    (d) Polish
    (e) Agnostic

  5. Metric conversion: How many feet in 0.0 meters?

  6. Physics: What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

  7. Religion: How many of the Ten Commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

  8. Geography: What are people in America's far north called?
    (a) Westerners
    (b) Southerners
    (c) Northerners

  9. American History: Spell Bush, Carter and Clinton

  10. European History: Six kings of England have been called George, the last one brought George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

  11. Natural Science: Where does rain come from?
    (a) Macy's
    (b) a 7-11
    (c) Canada
    (d) the sky

  12. Advanced Physics: Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
    (a) yes
    (b) no

  13. Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?

  14. Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem of what country?

  15. Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
      -OR-
    Spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

  16. Architecture: Where is the basement in a three-story building located?

  17. Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most oranges?
    (a) New York
    (b) Florida
    (c) Canada
    (d) Wisconsin

  18. Advanced math: If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

  19. Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

IMPORTANT! You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.