Rules that Girls Wish Guys Knew
First, read Rules that Guys Wish Girls Knew...
- Asking a girl on Friday for a date on Saturday is completely
unacceptable. Keyword: Planning
- Shave every day. One day's growth of facial hair is worse than a
girl not shaving her legs for a week.
- We may be emotional beings, but do not lie to squirm your way out of
trouble. We are not as gullible as you think.
- Learn to clean up the toilet. If peeing standing up is so difficult
and you are bound to miss, then may we suggest that you learn to use a
toilet brush and sponge to clean up after yourself.
- We really don't find it attractive when you stand there stratching
yourself in the morning, afternoon or night- please do it in private.
- Don't do it, if you're not going to follow-thru. A woman would
rather not have sex at all, than to have it and miss the climax by a
mile because you weren't up for the challenge.
- Don't fix it if it's really not broke. You don't need to take
everything apart out of curiosity.
- Ask for directions
- If you said you are going to be somewhere at a certain time, then do
it. Don't expect us to wait around.
- Professional Wrestling and Soap Opera's are the same story lines,
just different costumes. So don't make fun of us for being hooked on Y&R
when you are hooked on WWF.
- "I don't feel like talking right now" is an acceptable thing to say-
Unacceptable thing to do is sit there and pretend you're listening and
just say "uh huh" and "yes Dear"- it's condescending.
- Get rid of your holey underwear.
- If you can ogle so can we!
- One remote is ENOUGH... no need to have a control tower in your
- Couch Potato is not a sport, so don't try to be an All-star at it!
- Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say- "I was wrong"
- If we can't talk to you during a football game, then don't try to
get our attention during Ally McBeal.
- If you say you are going to do something, then just do it. Don't sit
around thinking of creative excuses why you couldn't get to it.
- We are not your mothers, so don't expect us to clean up after you
- SkyLine Chili is not considered a romantic dinner for two.
- We have other friends of the male gender, so leave your jealousy at
- If you concede to let us decorate the house without any input from
you, then don't complain when everything is in frilly flowers, and pink
- When wearing a dress shirt, wear an undershirt underneath. Nothing
worse than seeing a man's hairy chest and nipples through his shirt.
(PINK PINK PINK)
- Hey, we CAN be friends with our ex's- so deal with it!
- We understand that you have to put on a manly act in front of your
friends, but in the privacy of your own home, it's okay if you just want