Politically Correct Christmas Greeting
From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically
correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious
or secular traditions at all
... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2001, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make
America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than
any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere),
and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-
- This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
- This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary
rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
- This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
implement any of the wishes.
- This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions
and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain
wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wishor.
- This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first.
- The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
- Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
"Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or
fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or
from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights
in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.