Things Women Don't Know

Women think they already know everything. But wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

  1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
  2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
  3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
  4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
  5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
  6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
  7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
  8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
  9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
  10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
  11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
  12. Introduction to Parking
  13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
  14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
  15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
  16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
  17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
  18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
  19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
  20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
  21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
  22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
  23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
  24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
  25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

FWIW, a woman sent this to me, not a man...