Twisted Sayings
- Dyslexics have more fnu
- Clones are people, two
- Entropy isn't what it used to be
- Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
- Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses
- Eschew obfuscation
- 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
- Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor
- Anything free is worth what you pay for it
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization
- COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Editing is a rewording activity
- Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure
- My reality check just bounced
- Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
- No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
- Boycott shampoo... Demand REAL poo!
- IRS - Be audit you can be
- Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!