Christian Pickup and Dumping Lines

Top 10 Christian Pick-up Lines

10. I just don't feel called to celibacy.
9. Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?
8. I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.
7. What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'?
6. You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (DO NOT get this confused!)
5. You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism.
4. I'm pretty flexible--I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
3. Before tonight, I never believed in predestination...
2. Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.

   And the number one Christian pick-up line...

1. I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight.

Top 10 Lines Christian Women Use to Break-up

10. I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual.
9. I'm sorry, it's just not God's will.
8. I feel called to the ministry_very soon and very far from you as soon as possible.
7. I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic.
6. God loves me and must have a better plan for my life.
5. You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother.
4. At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together.
3. You need someone with lower standards.
2. I think we should just be prayer partners.

   And the number one break-up line...

1. I do love you, but it's just agape now.

More Christian Pick-up Lines

Just when you thought there weren't any other ways to start a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, here are a few more Christian pick-up lines that somebody sent to me. Enjoy!

• Nice Bible
• You know Jesus?! Me, too!
• God told me to come talk to you.
• I know a church where we could go and talk.
• How about a hug, sister?
• Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
• Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
• What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
• The Word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." So how about dinner?
• You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!
• You want to come over and watch "The 10 Commandments" tonight?
• Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
• Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
• Nice bracelet. What Would Jesus Date? Oh, I mean "Do."
• Do you believe in divine appointment?
• Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
• You know, they say that you've never really dated until you date a Christian.
• Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
• Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!
• Oh, you're cold? Maybe we should read Ecclesiastes 4:11
• I am here for you
• My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name.

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