Some New Proverbs
...some serious, some not at all...
- The best way to get even is to forget...
- Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
- God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
- Some folks wear their halos much too tightly...
- Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth...
- Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God isn't such a good idea!
- Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
- Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
- Words are windows to the heart.
- A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.
- It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill - just add a little dirt.
- A successful marriage isn't finding the right person - it's being the right person.
- The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
- Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them.
- The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
- To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.
- You have to wonder about humans -- they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!
- It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
- You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...
- If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
- And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and He gave humans CHOCOLATE.